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disclaimer sigh. [01 Jan 2010|05:19pm] comment. come in. take off your clothes. my friends list is a hot mess. leave me a little somethin' so i know to add you back. [i am NOT pamela anderson. but i wish i was.] 346 dirty mouths|talk dirty to me

disclaimer sonofabitch. [14 Aug 2008|12:57pm] i don't know what to say. i'm sorry. i'd have more time for this journal if i wasn't partying so much and that's the honest to god truth. between my children, building my new house (and my hotel), getting wasted at least 3 times a week, downloading movies on bit torrent and watching endless episodes of The Mighty Boosh, i am pretty busy. so let's try it again.. who's been watching my show? how do you like it? 16 dirty mouths|talk dirty to me

disclaimer without a reason to live, i died. [19 May 2008|01:57pm] forgive me. 11 dirty mouths|talk dirty to me

disclaimer schmaschmortion. [18 Jan 2008|03:30pm] i apologize to all you pro-lifers out there, but give me a fuckin break. maybe if i cry "ectopic pregnancy", you'll get off of me. 10 dirty mouths|talk dirty to me

disclaimer just kidding, guys! [17 Dec 2007|01:32pm] I FILED FOR DIVORCE. carmen won the poker challenge. p.s. "we're working things out." that means we will be divorced very soon. you can count on it. 7 dirty mouths|talk dirty to me

disclaimer great. [01 Oct 2007|04:37pm] [ mood | kill me, pls. ] i'm fucking married. again. 35 dirty mouths|talk dirty to me

disclaimer PETA. [28 Mar 2006|03:04pm] ( ooc ) 24 dirty mouths|talk dirty to me

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